Behemoth’s latest album is a blackened baptism in fire and fury, as the band takes another plunge into the abyss that defies expectations and subtlety

Wordsย byย Felix Bartlett | May 06, 2025


Three decades deep into their reign as blackened death metalโ€™s most theatrical provocateurs, Behemoth remain as unrelenting as ever. Their thirteenth offering, The Shit Ov God, is exactly what the title promisesโ€”a grotesque, grandiose, and occasionally grating onslaught of sacrilegious fury. It wonโ€™t convert the skeptics whoโ€™ve long dismissed Nergalโ€™s antics as edgelord posturing, but for those still enthralled by the bandโ€™s fusion of blackened malice and death metal heft, it delivers just enough infernal majesty to justify its existence.

The albumโ€™s strongest moments arrive early. Opener ‘The Shadow Elite’ is a masterclass in controlled chaos, blending Infernoโ€™s artillery-grade drumming with Nergalโ€™s venomous snarls and a surprisingly infectious chorus. Itโ€™s the kind of track that could soundtrack a heretical uprisingโ€”or at least a very angry gym session. Sowing Salt and ‘To Drown the Svn in Wine’ follow suit, with the formerโ€™s breakneck riffing and the latterโ€™s eerie chants (“Oh captain, my captain”) proving that Behemoth havenโ€™t lost their knack for marrying brutality with theatricality.

Yet for every step forward, The Shit Ov God stumbles into self-parody. The title track, with its juvenile refrain (“Bow before the shit ov God!”), feels less like a blasphemous anthem and more like a middle finger waved at good taste. Meanwhile, ‘Lvciferaeon’ and ‘Nomen Barbarvm’ recycle the same symphonic bluster Behemoth have been peddling since The Satanist, albeit with diminishing returns. The bandโ€™s once razor-sharp lyricism has dulled into blunt-force provocation, trading Krzysztof Azarewiczโ€™s poetic venom for lines that read like a Satanic Mad Libs.

The albumโ€™s saving grace is its sheer sonic weight. The production is colossal, with Orionโ€™s bass rumbling like an earthquake and Sethโ€™s solos slicing through the mix with surgical precision. Closer ‘Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)’ almost salvages the back half, stacking choral chants, acoustic outros, and Nergalโ€™s most unhinged vocals into a finale that nearly justifies the preceding filler.

The Shit Ov God wonโ€™t reignite the fires of Demigod or The Satanist, but itโ€™s not the disaster its title suggests. Instead, itโ€™s the sound of a band caught between legacy and reinventionโ€”flawed, occasionally cringe-worthy, but still capable of conjuring hellish brilliance when the stars (or rather, the inverted crosses) align.

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For fans of: Watain, Mgล‚a, Emperor

The Shit Ov God is released on May 09 via Nuclear Blast Records

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